From the desk of Deadpool

with help from the Pen of Professor X & the Paper of Hank McCoy

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stew31415 asked: What the hell is that

You know how the internet works, right? I can’t see what you’re seeing.

Wait…

Can you see what I’m seeing!? CAN YOU?!?

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ironicallymindwarped asked: I just found this blog and I just wanna say thank you SO much for being here! This has totally perked up my sickness infested morning ♡

May I also suggest a taco? Kill the germs with fire. DRINK THE HOT SAUCE STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE! PUNCH THOSE GERMS RIGHT IN THE FACE AND SAY “NOT TODAY, BITCHES!”

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raccooncup asked: HAVE YOU SEEN THE DEADPOOL MOVIE FOOTAGE

The footage itself was very accurate to my average Thursday lunch hours, but that voice…ugh. Who thought that my voice sounded like that in the first place? Don’t you all know that I have a Barry White style bass low-baritone?

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joyouslyprofane asked: thank you so much for reblogging my request. if there's anyone that i'm glad is lending a helping hand, it's deadpool. again, thank you.

Hey, no problem. Get me a taco some time and we’ll call it even. 

-DP

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Okay, so this is extremely hard to ask anyone, much less you guys.

joyouslyprofane:

But, I need your help. 

Not being able to work because my arthritis is getting steadily worse has staunched my income. 

To make a long story short, I moved into a place which ended up with bedbugs. Some of you know how shitty that is. It’s gotten bad enough that one of the people in the apartment I’m in, the landlord no less, has basically just left without any intention of doing anything about it. One of the other people, not going to name names, wants me to leave in two weeks due to “too much stress”. If I can work up enough money to get an exterminator (somewhere in the range of like $600), I can convince her to let me stay.

So I’ve set up a donation button on the right side of my blog, just under my facebook link. Anything you can spare, even a dollar, helps. 

This is fucking embarrassing. I’m coming to you all on my knees because I dont have a choice. The stigma that comes with these fucking pests is almost too much to bear, and adding on the ticking clock is killing me. Please, please help if you can.

I don’t reblog stuff like this often, but if you can, go lend a hand. I’d appreciate it. 

-DP