From the desk of Deadpool

with help from the Pen of Professor X & the Paper of Hank McCoy

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Anonymous asked: You ever played Twister with Mr Fantastic?

I think you might be mistaking Richards for someone who knows what fun is.

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kneel-you-mewling-quims asked: How is your relationship with Loki? Ever met him?

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Anonymous asked: If the opportunity presented itself, would you use geese as a weapon if you had no other choice?

That is just cruel and inhumane. What kind of animal do you take me for?

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